"You just don't know how to suck!" my mother exclaimed to my father.
I about died.
The Girl has come home with Milk Duds and Daddy had eaten one and was making funny faces because it was stuck to his teeth, but seriously???
"Who died?" my mother asked.
"Huh?" was my reply
"Daddy said you asked if we could pick up the kids from school so you could go to a wake for a coworker."
"No, I am going to the hospital to see Shirley and her new BABY!"
I am done, I am done, I am done with work for the year! I have a work day on Monday and as you read this I am probably at school packing my classroom for the HVAC work ~Lawn Boy took the day off to help...think I can convince him to do so with his shirt off???~ but the students are gone and I am done teaching for the year!
I went to put out my garbage yesterday morning because I forgot to put it out the night before. It was literally dawn...the sun was not all the way up. There were MAGOTS all over the outside of my garbage can. I managed to get it out without vomiting, but I think putting the garbage out has officially become The Boy's chore!
This week, in my new hulking crossover SUV, I have managed to back into someone who stopped behind me in a parking lot. I was looking, but the car was not visible out my back window because it sat to low to the ground. My sensors went off, but it happened too quickly for me to react.
Then last night I managed to rip a cosmetic trim over the license plate off when I didn't pull far enough into the garage and it got hooked on the door.
So much for my nice new car. *sighs*